M-Burger Soft Opening

• M-Burger is opening across the street from my office.
• They're giving away free food today and tomorrow.
• My coworkers went and brought back extras.
• All of the sudden, a milkshake and fries appeared on my desk.
• I hesitated, thought about downing the beautiful symphony of deliciousness in front of me.
• Maggie knows I'm going to Vegas next week and am strictly on LC's for lunch in preparation.
• Maggie swoops in, removes said deliciousness and throws them away.
• I'm devastated.
• Saint Maggie.