If there was a bucket...

In this segment of, "If there was a bucket," we're exploring the phenomenon of the kitten heel.  In my world, I'm either in flats or teetering around on 5 inch platforms. There is zero room in my closet for any footwear lacking an identity (Am I a heel? Am I not?). I'm turning the mic over to my brilliant hometown cohort, Emily (aka Emilson) Meudt, who brought this frivolous excuse for footwear to my attention the other day:


"Can you explain to me the purpose of "heeled" slides as well as kitten heels?? Or at least point me in the direction of good looking ones? I kinda want to vomit when I see them. In no way shape or form does a kitten heel make a woman's calf look good. Or her butt, which let's face it, is half the point of wearing heels. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and you own a pair, but please say it's only one pair. Also, I didn't want to hurt other kitten heeled slide wearers out there. That is all." -Emilson

I too am sorry if you're a kitten heel wearer, but go glam or go home.