Don't Disrespect the Goog

In the past 24 hours, I've come across two mind-numbing singles from two of the most unbelievable Real Housewives cast members.  Last year, brain cells fried from coast to coast when Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta cast burst onto the music scene with Tardy for the Party.  We all watched as she struggled through the track on the RHWOA reunion show and prayed that would be the last bit of "music" we would hear out of her wig-clad head.  Alas, a  mere 12 hours after my ears were infected with Danielle Staub's Cry (the craziest RHWONJ cast member in case you're not as well-versed in the series as Michelle or I are), Kim managed to out-pathetic her with this little diddy, Google Me. Do they know about this in Silicon Valley? I realize Googlers have more important, world-changing matters to tend to, like perfecting the "undo" feature on Gmail, but still. I hope Google's cutthroat legal team doesn't take this slander lightly and bans her from uttering another verse of her newest single.  In protest I'm sticking to Bing for the rest of the week...at least until she releases a sequel to Google Me, Bing It.