Deep Thoughts, Olympics Edition I

• Could I have been atop a medal stand if I went to the luge park with my dad 3 years ago? 
• Do I not have a captivating enough back-story to be an Olympian? I wasn’t plucked from my family at age 3 to train at some sort of prison training facility nor renounced my citizenship to learn from the finest coaches in the world.
• Does your hair have to be obscure to live the Olympic dream?
• Why does Bob Costas look younger every 2 years?
• I’m all for over the top accessories, but the 2010 medals are bordering on Flavor Flav clock necklaces.
• WTF is Dick Button talking about and why does Bob Costas let him start and stop 20 different thoughts within each break for commentary?
• My nails are whittled away to nothing; thanks ski bums.