Observational Talking

The idea of observational talking first came to my attention a few years ago by a friend of mine (I’ll protect the innocent). We’d be riding in the car and this person was constantly reading miscellaneous signs along the road. "Big Phils Auto Repair." "Culvers." "Exit 5 miles." "Mendota Mental Health Center."  Literally it was like his/her eyes were talking. I understand we’re on a long car ride and we’re out of the standard topics of conversation, but can’t you just not talk? The Midwest is full of beautiful scenery: everything from bull barns to Chanel shops.  Why does the mute air have to be filled with some sort of useless noise? If you’re going to say the words “Big Phils Auto Repair,” at least be able to follow up with some sort of valuable/interesting piece of information/question. For example, “Ugh, I just had the worst experience at the Audi dealer, maybe I should try a local repair shop like that.” Or, “Do you think Big Phil is actually big, or do you think it’s one of those things like how big guys are referred to as ‘Tiny’? Do you think it goes both ways?” Even though these are not necessarily poignant topics of conversation, at least it’s not observationally spewing out words. I’ve even gone as far as kept a book of questions next to the front passenger seat of my car to avoid this exact situation. Anything to avoid the awkward non-silence brought about by an observational talker.